*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*
Me: “Wow, how far in the future did we go?”
My time-traveller friend: “About two weeks.”
fuck up, die
What’s even more funny is during all of this, Elon Musk is waging a massive public PR campaign to get the Tesla board to give him $56,000,000,000 (that’s $56 billion) and for the most part
If anyone of us were even 1/1000000 as bad as our jobs the way Elon Musk is at his we’d be fired months ago, let alone asking for more than the GDP of Wyoming in compensation.
accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me
“oh Astarion is SOOOO effeminate” wrong. You are judging Astarion by human genders. Astarion is first and foremost a high elf and by high elf standards he is actually INCREDIBLY masc. Other high elves look at him and he reminds them of that one annoying straight guy in their elf-economics (elfenomics if you will) class in elf-college who loved playing devil’s advocate. And then they see him kiss a guy and they almost die of shock.
If Astarion is an elf frat boy then Ketheric must be like, elf Arnold Schwarzenegger
