There is always a second way

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

of-my-beloved-monster:

stxnd:

imagine if your pillow had a tv on the back of it and the pillow catches all your dreams and you just flip it over in the morning and watch them over 

How can I live without it now??

(Source: humuro, via turnonthebrightlightsx)

cleowho:

How Leela joined the Doctor on his travels; by not taking ‘goodbye’ for an answer and barging her way in to the TARDIS.

"Come out of there… Out!"

The Face of Evil - season 14 - 1977

"Don’t touch that! Don’t touch…" *Vworp-vworp-vworp*

GIFset suggested by violet-lane62

(via doctorwho)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou)

britta-saurus:

Interviewer: So have you learned anything about each other on this trip? 
Anthony: His favorite fruit is raspberries. 
Sebastian: It’s blueberries.

(via iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou)

allabitofablur:

#classiest angel in the garrison

to people who don’t watch the show:

He is the archangel Gabriel. He made a video will in case he died. The video was a porno. 

This is why we love Supernatural

I definitely need to watch more Supernatural

(via neicro)

I’M NOT SURE WHY BUT THERE’S A GIANT ROLL OF BUBBLE WRAP IN MY LIVING ROOM

stagegayromance:

mere-existence:

ismychemicalromanceback:

ismychemicalromanceback:

I AM EXCITED

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I HAVE LIKE 6 ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO THIS IT GOES POP POP POP SO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

a. fabulous b. are you watching a documentary on happy sloths?

maybe.

(via neicro)

dggeoff:

huntedandrebelled:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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rainss-of-castamere:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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How can I relate so much to a fucking chair? This fucking site

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pr0hibited:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is my favorite video ever oh my god you don’t understand

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via turnonthebrightlightsx)