There is always a second way

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

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fenchurchdent:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

These kind of posts are why I’m on this site. 

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itwillallworkoutsomeday:

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

madambitchtits

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

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hobbitlings:

soulpunchftw:

sexy-reaper:

When I first heard the term CIS being used on Tumblr, I didn’t know it meant being comfortable with your assigned gender. I thought this whole site was talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems. As in

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the Sith’s droid army, and when everyone was saying “CIS scum” they were calling people out on being Sith

This is my new favourite post on the entire Tumblr

shit we’ve been found out

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askfordoodles:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

That’s adorable.

I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”

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the-wumbo-jumbo:

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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I was born in the wrong time. I wish I was around so I could see them live.

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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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